Staff Items
Last Updated on Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:32
Staff items are given out to staff as a reward for their services.
Note: None of these items have any abilities/ effects.
Most (or all, as far as we know) were handed out in twenty's.
All Staff Items have the following 'image': They now all have images.
The following list shows what Collectibles were issued to what Staff:
| Item | ID |
Staff Member | Description |
| Pet Rock | 113 | Matt | One of the very rarest items first discovered by Matt. Be warned this pet is extremely dangerous! This pet should only be owned by the very brave or extremely stupid. Disclaimer Matt takes no responsibility for loss of life caused by this pet |
| Non-Anon Doll | 114 | Someone | The perfect gift for when you want to add insult to injury. Patented by Someone... |
| Poker Doll | 115 | Peachy | Feisty redhaired doll made in the image of Peachy complete with bellybutton poking action! |
| Yoda Figurine | 116 | Yoda | Have a doll like Yoda You must. |
| Trojan Horse | 117 | Tebbs | Just like Tebbs this item is apparently useful and innocent gift from Tebbs himself.. secretly highly infectious!! |
| Evil Doll | 118 | Wynn |
Replica doll of the Evil Female Admin known as Wynn. Believed to be responsible for lost stats site lag mass kicks on IRC and random deletions. |
| Rubber Ducky of Doom | 119 |
Quacks | Most powerful weapon in the game can only be used by those with the knowledge to unleash its fearsome Duck Powers. Most often used after being asked the same n00b question for the 5th time in a row. Has also been seen divebombing random people in IRC. |
| Teppic Bear | 120 |
Teppic | Only known of by a very select few this Teddy Bear stands as proof that even the toughest of players such as Teppic do indeed have a softer side. |
| RockerHead Doll | 121 |
Rocker |
It has no uses and does nothing just like the staff member it resembles |
| Voodoo Doll | 122 |
Mouser |
Similar to the one used by Mouser to relieve the stress of dealing with uncooperative staff annoying n00bs and day to day business of being an Coder in Torn City. |
| Elite Action Man | 123 |
CertaCito |
Mimics the actions of the real man. Has been known to abuse Caps Lock Abusers. |
| Toy Reactor | 124 | Les_Claypool | Miniture model of a Nuclear Reactor similar to the one that Sec. Les_Claypool will be working on when he leaves for the Navy. |
| Royal Doll | 125 |
KingAce |
This doll will give its user the feeling of being royalty just like KingAce while in possession. Player will recieve special treatment from friends and rivals while carrying this special item! |
| Blue Dragon | 126 | Blue |
A blue dragon spawned from the evil TC admin named blue comes packed with evil intentions and wild powers.. Some say rubbing the dragons head makes one 100 times stronger than any normal man! |
| China Tea Set | 127 | Chedburn |
Be just like Chedburn sit in the garden and sip tea with this China Tea Set. |
| Mufasa Plushie | 128 |
Randi | Replica of a plush toy owned by Randi it looks just like the magestic lion Mufasa... before he was trampled of course. |
| Skanky Doll | 130 | Infrit |
Just like the one owned by Infrit this doll comes with black hair blood red lipstick mini skirt and boob tube. |
| Lego Hurin | 131 |
Hurin |
This life like model is comprised completely of legos. Comes with upgrades such as the multi hunting goggles and evilarium connects to the brain Read instructions for more details. Not intended for use by children age 6 and under. |
| Mystical Sphere | 132 |
Phyrax | A rare object created by Phyrax when he was a helper... Only possessed by a select few in all of Torn City. Every now and then lights and mist shoot out of the sphere and at this time the holder may obtain all knowledge and wisdom. |
| 10 Ton Pacifier | 133 |
Rock |
Used for that special baby out there.. the one you would like to crush because you just cant get them to stop crying. Drive this pacifier in there mouth and you will get dead silence. Created by Rock for all the babies out there. |
| Horses Head | 134 |
Godfather |
First seen by those that have crossed Godfather.. this strange object greatly increases your desire to annoy people in the IRC chatrooms while simultaneously causing all your religious beliefs to fade away. |
| Uriels Speakers | 135 |
Uriel | These tripped out speakers will blow you away with thundering bass and a beat that wont quit. Putting out 5000W with a crushing 600 decibels. |
| Strife Clown | 136 |
Strife | This Ominous Clown is Full of Discord. This rare item resembles all the pain and torture this world has to offer. |
| Locked Teddy | 137 |
Locked |
This bear is covered in chains connected with padlocks. He has been seen locking forum topics around Torn City but has yet to have any of his locks picked |
| Riddles Bat | 138 |
Riddle |
This Baseball Bat Belongs To Riddle All Know it and Most Fear it. It Causes Panic In the IRC Realm. Random Kicks Occur when He is in a bad mood or When Mass Slapping Occurs. Dont Mess with The Bat! |
| Soup Nazi Doll | 139 |
Lestat | Often seen running loose on IRC usually before kicking rulebreakers with the message No Soup For You!!" Believed to have been released by Lestat. |
| Pouncer Doll | 140 |
SexySassy | Be careful of Pouncer She might pounce on you unexpectly or hit you with a pillow or ducks just like her creator SexySassy |
| Spammer Doll | 141 | Templar | A very friendly doll with good interaction untill you make it mad can hit back pretty hard and starts spamming you even when you think it should be sleeping just like Templar |
| Cookie Jar | 142 |
is0lation |
Cookie Jar - Just like the one Is0lati0n has at home this jar is stock full of chocolate cookies for late nights working in the irc channel. |
| Hand Vanity Mirror | 143 |
YoursTruly | The Hand Vanity Mirror is a/an Collectible Item Complete with 24 carrot gold rim and handle with YTs initials ingraved on it |
| Banana Phone | 144 |
Titan |
Bright yellow and shaped like a banana and plays Titans favorite song when it rings. Known to annoy other staff members... may be part of the reason he loves it. |
| Dance Toy | 148 |
Syrup |
Althought its name refers to Syrup its nothing near slow. Just press the button on the back and watch this crazy toy dance himself to death!! |
| Lucky Dime | 149 |
Dime | Found deep within a lost cavern in Torn City was a rare bag of dimes that were stolen from the first bank robbery in Torn City. Thought to be lost forever a few have survived and are said to bring luck to those that play roulette in the Casino... |
| Crystal Carousel | 150 |
w1ld_h0rs3s | Created by w1ld_h0rs3s this replica Carousel shows her favorite horses running wild and free. |
| Ice Sculpture | 152 |
Icy | Some believe that the reclusive artist who carved these sculptures meant for them to depict friendliness and good will. Others while looking at the scarcely seen artistic pieces feel an icy coldness, and detachment to them, only the artist truly knows.... |
| Case of Whiskey | 153 |
mdshare | Recovered during a raid at his Mansion these are the last cases of Whiskey that mdshare produced before being captured by Torn City Police for violation of the alcohol ordinance. |
| Purple Frog Doll | 155 |
Krakfreak | A very rare species of frog that lives in torncity.Sometimes seen on IRC hopping into peoples pocket. Usually friendly but can become extremly violent if provoked. |
| Skeleton Key | 156 |
Hoorang | Hooorangs skeleton key lets you bypass any lock Doors lockers safes. Nothing can stop its holder. Holding this item makes you feel invincible. |
| Patriot Whip | 157 |
UTbracket | UTBracket's own design, comes in either Union Jack or St.George style. Don't mess with the owner of this collectable or expect to have your day ruined by some painful marks on your butt and the ability to sit down removed!! |
| Statue Of Aeolus | 158 |
Aeolus | Aeolus Keeper of The Wind possess the power to control the strength and direction of the wind. A Greek Mystical Artifact with powers believed to be related to the wind. |
| Black Unicorn | 161 |
Dahlen ? |
A majestic and mythical creature with a blood red mane and tail with an 18 inch horn. A friend for life and a ferocious and feared fighter by all creatures. This figurine is 18 inches long and 12 inches tall. |
| WarPaint Kit | 162 |
Scarlet | The perfect accessory when going off to war fashioned after Scarlets own personal kit containing facial paints made of wolfs blood. Once applied the user is said to gain the prowess of the wolf. |
| Official Ninja Kit | 163 |
hiro | The Official hiro Ninja Kit is a custom fit accessory set for any wannabe ninja. Contains Ninja Suit for those stealthy attacks Grappling hook for those difficult larcenys Ninja Guide Book as penned by hiro himself. Warning- Not for novices. Ninja Claws a |
| Leukaemia TeddyBear | 164 |
Leukybear | Soft and fluffy it likes to be cuddled and can comfort you on those lonely nights. But Beware mistreatment of your Leukamia Teddy Bear will result in a mighty slap from its paws of steel. |
| Chocobo Flute | 165 |
CloudFFVII | Long thought to be lost forever this small item was found in the far reaches of Torn City by CloudFFVII. Many believe peace of mind and swiftness in battle are brought to the holder of this charm. |
| Annoying Man | 166 |
Manjot | This little annoying man can be seen on IRC and on MSN annoying people and getting into trouble just like Manjot. |
| Barbie Doll | 169 |
Clansdancer | Equiped with Kung Fu Grip, and hot pink nail polish, this doll resembles the Admin Clansdancer. |
| Cracked Crystal Ball | 188 |
? | A small glass globe with several deep cracks running through it. How can this be of any use |
| Crazy Cow | 211 |
moroniccow | This is the most Famous Cow of Torn City protector of innocent pets punisher of the scammer but watch out! Get to close to him and BOOM You have Mad Cow Disease. |
| Legends Urn | 212 |
Legend Killer |
This item is a urn holding all of the ashes of fallen legends killed by the Legend Killer himself. |
| Dreamcatcher | 213 | DL | DLs dream catcher. Hung above a bed Or in a window catches bad dreams while good dreams slip on by. |
| Pand0ras Box | 287 |
Pand0ra |
After being hidden for years this ancient relic has resurfaced. Mysterious wonders or tragic events await the owner. Your curiosity will choose your path if u dare open the box. |
| Mr Brownstone doll | 288 |
Mr Brownstone |
This rocked out doll will get up around seven Get outta bed around nine And dont worry about nothing Cause worryin is a waste of ...time |
| YouYou Yo Yo | 297 |
meme | You can walk the dog rock the cradle but be careful this YouYou YoYo could turn you into meme! |
| Monkey Cuffs | 298 |
MoNKeY | These shiny steel manacles are useda by MoNKeY to capture and restrain the bad guys of Torn City. Some lucky ladies hint they have a more naughty purpose! |
| Jesters Cap | 299 |
Jester | A constant reminder that you should never take things too seriously. Wearing this cap will allow you to act a fool and be praised for it. |
| Gibals Dragonfly | 300 |
Gibal |
Gibal rides around Torncity on her dragonfly looking for wrong doings. Once caught they are locked up for good! |
| Mardi Gras Beads | 311 |
Uneasebody | These beads are from the Mardi Gras festival collected by TCs very own Uneasebody. Do you have what it takes to get a set of them |
| Devil Plushie | 312 |
Tazzy |
Tasmanian devil that is. This little fella has been known to creat havoc wherever he goes including staff channels faction forums and anywhere newbies lurk. Rumor has it only Tazzy can control this little whirlwind. |
| Cookie Launcher | 313 |
Mix |
A non-working replica of Mixs Cookie launcher used to launch cookies at his irc buddies |
| Cursed Moon Pendant | 314 |
Luna |
The Cursed Moon Pendant is a/an Collectible Item Be wary of this sacred item. The bearer of this very pendant will be put under a spell and become a slave for the evilest of all staff members Luna. The maker of this pendant can not be held responsible for any actions you may perform while under its spel |
| sh0rtys surfboard | 338 |
Sh0rty |
Feel The Force of sh0rtys surfboard as he rides past you working his way around tc! |
| Puzzle piece | 339 |
Chris |
This oddly shaped item was left over from the last time its owner Chris attempted to do a puzzle. Holds some importance.... |
| Hunny Pot | 340 |
Acid | This Hunny pot is gold plated and is filled with all the yummy sweetness of bees honey. It is believed to contain the core of Acids sweetness. |
| Seductive Stethoscope | 341 |
DrMark |
The enigmatic Drmark uses this cold instrument to pick up the heated flutter of a lovestruck lady as well as the palpitations of a troubled wrongdoer keeping the population of Torn City healthy |
| Chemis Magic Potion | 344 |
Chemigal |
This homemade pink brew is powerful one sip will leave you feeling like you can beat anyone |
| Flea Collar |
349 |
Shadow |
Keep those pesky critters away whilst your swinging round the city. A rare must before it was discontinued. Reminiscent of golden times. The tag reads "Shadow Still a pup". |
| Dunkins donut |
350 |
Dunkin |
The feeling of invincibility gained by eating one of these chocolate covered cream filled masterpieces has been known to make HOF factions tremble with fear. |
| Amazon doll |
351 |
Wild_Irish_Btch |
Modelled after Wild_Irish_Btch this doll goes to show that even women can stomp your face into the ground while towering above the men of Torn City. Doll comes equipped with a bag of Cheetos a Teddy Bear plushie a replica of Brutus and an avid love of midgets. |
| BBQ smoker |
352 |
st0ne |
You have to be pretty fast to steal the brisket inside this smoker. Which just happened to be stolen right after this collectible was made. Body and a drifter hobo were both seen eating brisket in the vicinity shortly afterwards. st0ne was last seen crying in his backyard. |
| Bag of cheetos |
353 |
Raewyn |
A jumbo bag of these orange cheese twists for late nights on the job. Favored by midgets of all types. |
| Motorbike |
354 |
Numbat |
Seen tearing it up around the cities darkest streets you can often find Numbat seeking prey. Beware the spiked tyres! |
| Citrus squeezer |
355 |
lem0n |
Commonly used by lem0n to put the squeeze on during lengthy interrogations. Also handy to make a refreshing drink on a warm day. |
| Superman shades |
356 |
Stiefie | Said to bestow superman like powers on the wearer these ordinary looking shades are rumoured to make all of your stats appear the same. |
| Kevlar helmet |
357 |
KC | Standard infantry combat wear in the US Military. The shell is made from kevlar. A ballistic aramid fabric treated with a phenolic resin system. |
| Dark Doll |
371 |
ttyper | Legend has it that this doll was made in the darkest depths of a castle by the ttyping of a keyboard. It is said that whenever someone needs help another thread is woven deep within the doll |
| Khinkeh P0rnStar Doll |
441 |
Kharma | This doll can only be possessed by the most deviant, twisted and gifted of sexually explicit individuals. Its owner will soon find their senses heightened their stamina full and their abilities peaked. |
| Blow-Up Doll |
442 |
? | This item is a Collectable fake female, after all there are no girlz on the interwebz. Good set of lungs required. Puncture proof guaranteed! |
| Strawberry Milkshake |
443 |
Hate_Train | Made with extra loving care by Hate_Train with some of his favorite special ingredients. This is an amazingly tasty and refreshing treat the entire family can enjoy. Or is it? |
| Breadfan Doll |
444 |
Breadfan | This doll is quite harmless unless provoked. Then it's Screw it all with no regrets. If you have drawn his shortest straw, sleep with one eye open. Here comes the Harvester of sorrow. Your life will be blackened by the God that failed. |
| Chaos Man |
445 |
Chaos_Greg | The name of this guy strikes fear into everyone. But on the inside he is all soft and tender. Filled with innocence, Chaos Man is best handled with a nice warm hug. |
| Karate Man |
446 |
wolfeh | This karate master bruises on the inside, and be careful not to get too close as he has a kung fu grip. KACHOW! |
| Burmese Flag |
447 |
Baalsagoth | TThis flag represents what the secretary Baalsagoth spends most of his day admiring. Huge IP's and broken browsers surely will follow. |
| Bl0ndies Dictionary |
448 |
Bl0ndie | When your spelling is as bad as ‘the typo queen' Bl0ndies you will always need to carry a dictionary. Also gives a mighty whack when used to hit people who bring up her mistakes |
| Hydroponic Grow Tent |
449 |
Hydr0 | This tent can be set up in any small space and every crop will easily generate more than enough Skunk to keep even Hydr0 well stoned into the wee hours! Own one of these and you no longer have to pay the man, You can be the man! |
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i wish i could get a dirtbike it would be funny since i broke my leg arm and clavical last week in a dirtbike crash
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One of the rarest staff collectibles out there because he only gave them to very close friends with the promise that we were NEVER to sell them. You're more than welcome to check it out in my display case 
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